About a week ago, Kennedy and I were sitting outside after skating and it went something like this:
K: Did you have a lot of boyfriends in high school?
Me: Ummm… a few?
K: Did they cheat on you:
Me: Uhhh… (blink. blink.) What? Ummm… What do you think that means?
Ummmm…
Wow.
It was in that moment that Dr. Kennedy was born.

The following is a compilation of her responses. Enjoy.
This is completely incredible. “they might just be a gold digger” <LMFAO // "you have a million more tries" <*sob*